Funny pencils in sets of 8 appeal to a wide range of folks. We have sets for Nurses, Grammar Police, Procrastinators and Gravestone Ideas.
Most are colorful (although Gravestone are appropriately black) — just your standard wooden pencils with erasers. But funnier!
Pencils for Nurses — Scrub Life, I’m not a waiter, No I didn’t want to be a doctor, Remember sitting down?, I look tired because I am … and more!
Pencils for Grammar Police — You lost me at “Your Beautiful”, Punctuation Saves Lives, Oxford Comma til I Die, Silently Correcting Your Grammar … and more! OUT OF STOCK, SADLY.
Pencils for Procrastinators — I’ll sharpen this later, I’ll study after I clean, I have to finish this Netflix series first, I’ll find a use for this pencil tomorrow … and more!
Pencils for Gravestone Ideas — I told you I was sick, I had to die to get you to visit?, I’m dead blah blah blah, I never liked Game of Thrones … and more!
Boomers vs. Millennials — Boomers ruined everything … Mystery meat on a stick! … OK Boomer … Millennials are snowflakes … and more!
Cat People — My cat hates you … Grumpy cat Never forget! … What’s one more cat? … Did someone say free kittens? … and more!
Dog People — Woof … I was talking to the dog, not you … It was the dog I swear … Can I bring my dog? … Dogs then people … and more!
The Office — I found this in the toilet … That’s what she said … Try turning it off and on again … Comic sans kills … and more!
Passive Aggressive — That’s so nice for you … I’m sorry you’re so sensitive … I’m not mad … Whatever …I prefer pens but this is fine … and more!
Perfect stocking stuffers or silly friend gifts.